Wednesday, April 23, 2008

WITTY WEDNESDAY


ALASKAN COMPUTER TERMS


Log on: Make the wood stove hotter.
Log off: Don't add no more wood.
Monitor: Keep an eye on that wood stove.
Download: Getting the firewood off the truck.
Floppy Disk: What you get from carrying firewood.
Ram: The thing that splits the firewood.
Hard Drive: Getting home in the winter.
Prompt: "Throw another log on the fire".
Window: What to shut when it's cold outside.
Screen: What to shut during mosquito season.
Byte: What mosquitoes do.
Bit: What the mosquitoes did.
Megabyte: What BIG mosquitoes do.
Chip: Munchies when monitoring wood stove.
Microchip: What's left after you eat the chips.
Modem: What you did to the weeds.
Dot Matrix: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
Lap Top: Where kitty sleeps.
Mouse: What eats the food in your pantry.
Mainframe: What holds the house up.
Web: The things spiders make.
Web Site: The garage or attic.
Cursor: Someone who swears a lot.
Search Engine: What you do when the truck dies.
Screen Saver: A repair kit for the torn window screen.
Home Page: A map you keep in your back pocket when hunting moose.
Sound Card: One of them technological birthday cards that plays music.
User: Buddy down the street who keeps coming over borrowing stuff.
Network: When you have to repair your fishing net.
Internet: Where the fish get caught.
Netscape: When a fish gets away.
On-line: When you get the laundry on the clothesline.
Off-line: When the clothespin lets go and the laundry falls on the ground.

2 comments:

Karen Deborah said...

chuckle, giggle, did you make that up? I thought all the mosquitos lived in the south. I got 3 megabytes yesterday, to....you got a word for what the mosquitos like to byte?
nahh ah ah---be nice!

Marie Rayner said...

Thanks so much for your lovely comments reference my Art Prints. The size of them is the same size as an A4 sheet of computer paper, approximately 8 1/2 by 11 1/2 inches. (I had to ask Todd how big A4 paper was coz I didn't know myself!) Love your Alaskan computer terms! They made me laugh! lol