Wednesday, April 23, 2008

WITTY WEDNESDAY


ALASKAN COMPUTER TERMS


Log on: Make the wood stove hotter.
Log off: Don't add no more wood.
Monitor: Keep an eye on that wood stove.
Download: Getting the firewood off the truck.
Floppy Disk: What you get from carrying firewood.
Ram: The thing that splits the firewood.
Hard Drive: Getting home in the winter.
Prompt: "Throw another log on the fire".
Window: What to shut when it's cold outside.
Screen: What to shut during mosquito season.
Byte: What mosquitoes do.
Bit: What the mosquitoes did.
Megabyte: What BIG mosquitoes do.
Chip: Munchies when monitoring wood stove.
Microchip: What's left after you eat the chips.
Modem: What you did to the weeds.
Dot Matrix: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
Lap Top: Where kitty sleeps.
Mouse: What eats the food in your pantry.
Mainframe: What holds the house up.
Web: The things spiders make.
Web Site: The garage or attic.
Cursor: Someone who swears a lot.
Search Engine: What you do when the truck dies.
Screen Saver: A repair kit for the torn window screen.
Home Page: A map you keep in your back pocket when hunting moose.
Sound Card: One of them technological birthday cards that plays music.
User: Buddy down the street who keeps coming over borrowing stuff.
Network: When you have to repair your fishing net.
Internet: Where the fish get caught.
Netscape: When a fish gets away.
On-line: When you get the laundry on the clothesline.
Off-line: When the clothespin lets go and the laundry falls on the ground.

3 comments:

Karen Deborah said...

chuckle, giggle, did you make that up? I thought all the mosquitos lived in the south. I got 3 megabytes yesterday, to....you got a word for what the mosquitos like to byte?
nahh ah ah---be nice!

Laura ~Peach~ said...

lol too cute!

Marie said...

Thanks so much for your lovely comments reference my Art Prints. The size of them is the same size as an A4 sheet of computer paper, approximately 8 1/2 by 11 1/2 inches. (I had to ask Todd how big A4 paper was coz I didn't know myself!) Love your Alaskan computer terms! They made me laugh! lol