GRANDMA

John is out with his friends and stops by his grandmother's house for a visit.

There's a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table...

So, John and his friends start snacking on them.

When they're ready to leave, his friends say, "Nice to meet you, ma'am, and thank you for the peanuts."

Grandma says You're Welcome.

Ever since I lost my dentures all I can do is

suck the chocolate off them.