I have a few minutes while the bread is rising and I am
waiting for the broken hot water heater to be fixed. Our 2
year old water heater chose today to meltdown. I need a
shower, but there is no hot water. I have 5 orders due today
and have Christmas Eve dinner at my house tomorrow.
Did I mention there is no hot water?
Hmmm (tapping chin) what to do...what to do...
Oh, I know. How about a joke? I've heard
that if you laugh you won't break down and cry.
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that
the soles of his feet became quite thick and hard. Being a very
spiritual person, he ate very little and often fasted. As a result,
he was quite thin and frail. Furthermore, due to his diet, he ended
up with very bad breath.
Therefore he came to be known as a super calloused, fragile mystic,
plagued with halitosis.