Saturday, December 20, 2008

EMERGENCY TELEPHONE NUMBERS


These are more effective than 911 


When... 

You are sad, phone John 14 
You have sinned, phone Psalm 51 
You are facing danger, phone Psalm 91 
People have failed you, phone Psalm 27
It feels as though God is far from you, phone Psalm 139 
Your faith needs stimulation, phone Hebrews 11 
You are alone and scared, phone Psalm 23 
You are worried, phone Matthew 8:19-34 
You are hurt and critical, phone 1 Corinthians 13 
You wonder about Christianity, phone 2 Corinthians 5:15-18 
You feel like an outcast, phone Romans 8:31-39 
You are seeking peace, phone Matthew 11:25-30 
It feels as if the world is bigger than God, phone Psalm 90 
You need Christ like insurance, phone Romans 8:1-30 
You are leaving home for a trip , phone Psalm 121 
You are praying for yourself, phone Psalm 87 
You require courage for a task, phone Joshua 1 
Inflation/investments are in your thoughts, phone Mark 10:17-31 
You are depressed, phone Psalm 27 
Your bank account is empty, phone Psalm 37 
You lose faith in mankind, phone 1 Corinthians 13 
It looks like people are unfriendly, phone John 15 
You are losing hope, phone Psalm 126 
You feel the world is small compared to you, phone Psalm 19 
You want to carry fruit, phone John 15 
Paul's secret for happiness, phone Colossians 3:12-17 
You have a big opportunity/ discovery, phone Isaiah 55 
You want to get along with other people, phone Romans 12 

ALTERNATE NUMBERS 
For dealing with fear, call Psalm 47 
For security, call Psalm 121:3 
For assurance, call Mark 8:35 
For reassurance, call Psalm 145:18 

ALL THESE NUMBERS MAY BE PHONED DIRECTLY. 
NO OPERATOR ASSISTANCE IS NECESSARY. 
ALL LINES TO HEAVEN ARE AVAILABLE 24 HOURS A DAY. 
FEED YOUR FAITH, AND DOUBT WILL STARVE TO DEATH



7 comments:

Niki RuralWritings said...

The best advice! Have a wonderful Christmas with your family!
Blessings,
Niki

Rick said...

You've been posted.

Gina's Tidbits said...

Hi Kris,

THANK YOU! Very wonderful!

May I please have your permission to include this '911' in my blog? Also, I will give the readers your blogsite; at the same time!

Many thanks.

Merry Christmas to you and your family!

God Bless.

Gina

Karen Deborah said...

very cool!

Gina said...

Hi Kris,

THANK YOU!

God Bless.

Gina

Tina ♥ said...

Wonderful post...thank you so much for this! :)

1800 Numbers Australia said...

This is great. At first I thought its the same list of numbers a woman should know when left alone. You should not judge a book by its cover! The verses in here makes me curious of what it says. Guess I have to read for myself.