WITTY WEDNESDAY

      SILLY DEFINITIONS

• APPEAL--What a banana comes in
  
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• ALARMS--What an octopus is
  
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• ARBITRATOR--A cook that leaves Arby's
  
• to work at McDonalds
  
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• ARRANGE--Kitchen and cowboy necessity
  
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• BALDERDASH--A rapidly receding hairline
  
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• CARTOON--A song about an automobile
  
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• COFFEE--A person who is coughed upon
  
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• COINCIDE--What you should do when it rains
  
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• COUNTERFEITERS--Workers who put together
  
• kitchen cabinets
  
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• ECLIPSE--What an English barber does for a living
  
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• FLATTERY--Phony express
  
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• FLATULENCE--The emergency vehicle that picks
  
• you up after being run over by a steam roller
  
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• ICICLE--An eavesdropper
  
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• GARGOYLE--Olive flavored mouthwash
  
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• HANDKERCHIEF--Cold Storage
  
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• HEROES--What a guy in a boat does
  
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• KHAKIS--What you need to start the car 
  
• in Boston
  
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• LOCOMOTIVE--A crazy impulse
  
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• LYMPH--To walk with a lisp
  
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• MISTLETOE--A platform base for a warhead
  
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• MONOPOLY--One parrot
  
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• NOMAD--Even tempered
  
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• PARACHUTES--Double-barrel shotgun
  
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• PASTEURIZE--Too far to see
  
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• PHARMACIST--A helper on the farm
  
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• PROPAGANDA--A gentlemanly goose
  
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• REALIZE--Not glass peepers
  
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• SELFISH--What the owner of a seafood 
  
• store does
  
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• TOBOGGAN--Why you go to an auction
  
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• UNAWARE--Great Grandad's BVD's