SIGNS I'VE NOTICED ALONG THE WAY

I was a sign painter in my PK (pre-kids) life. I loved my job and 

learned a lot. I learned that most people don't notice or read signs. 

But I notice signs, yes sir I do. Here is a sampling of interesting 

ones I have noticed right here in our town:

I noticed this one as we were sitting in the car waiting for the ferry. I think 

the thing that gets me is why does it say doggy? And why use the word poop?

Is it only in Alaska that such terminology would be used instead of something

a little more, oh I don't know, professional?

Click this so you can read it or you won't believe me.

In the airport. Now I know this has to be an Alaskan thing. Where else 

would they have had such a problem that they feel a need to warn you 

about leaving a fishy smell in their rental car? And animals in the trunk-

do I even want to know?

I couldn't agree more...

This made me wonder what would happen if someone

 teeter tottered  more than 5 M.P.H.

And this one--I was supposed to be helping by eyeballing the sign to 

level it but I chose instead to focus on sneaking a flattering picture of the 

famous Mr. Home Repair. Go ahead--click on it--you know you want to. 

Hey--could you hold a pen in your mouth like that while lying on your back, 

wearing sandals and one knee pad with highwater Carhartts, balancing the sign 

with one hand and holding one eye shut? 

 

I didn't think so.